why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???
So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?
Please bring honor to us all.
if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked
If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women. You are not helping, you are not making satire. You are just being misogynist.
Yes, this includes you gay men.
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
'Groot' means 'big' in Dutch, so everytime I see GOTG posts I read it in Dutch and it fucks up my tumblr flow.
how to get over a crush
- imagine them in a fedora
- ur welcome
Do parents not understand the concept of closing a door after leaving your room
last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there
*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong
Be a good friend. When your friend leaves an abusive relationship, delete/unfollow/unfriend their abuser. Don’t give them anymore activity. When they leave, leave with them. Be their support system. You cannot be neutral when someone was abused.
that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friendsLiterally my high school experience
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"