I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom
"Yer ticket fer Hogwarts, first o’ September — King’s Cross — it’s all on yer ticket."
i went to this ‘house party’ last weekend but it was pretty disappointing.. there was only one house there
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world
why aren’t gynecologists called private investigators
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust